Jason did NOT come back from his hunting trip with a beard, or close enough of a beard. I have definitely convinced him to shave it off, and so there was no need for me to threaten to stop shaving my arm pits until he shaved his face. I would never manipulate my husband like that!
While giving Micah a bath this week, I did NOT see him pee all over his washcloth. I most definitely did NOT wrestle over whether I should get a clean washcloth or just use that one to wash his hair. (dear DHS, do no worry, I did in fact get a clean washcloth).
Micah has NOT reached the phase of clingyness and with a touch of social anxiety. He will definitely let me put him down and there's NO WAY he freaks out if I put him in the grocery cart. I did NOT decide to buy a carrier or wrap so I could shop easier and more safely. Before I had a chance to order one I most definitely did NOT score big when I found the wrap I was looking for at Target for $27, when it is normally $40. There is NO WAY that it rang up for $9.95 when I took it to the register. I did NOT do a little jig (internally of course) and leave the store grinning!
I do NOT love this said wrap!
Micah did NOT spill a jar full of lentils at my mom's, but if he had, there is NO WAY we would've let him play with them for a good 15 minutes before sweeping them up. That would be unsafe and gross!
My name badge did NOT magically disappear for an entire shift of work. I did NOT find it about five minutes before my shift ended. It was not tucked nicely into a pocket of my "purse" (breast pump). This is why I don't organize, I can't find anything when I organize.
We are awesome parents, and care very much about our child's well being...there is NO WAY that we woke Micah up after the fireworks to take a family picture. That would be cruel. He did NOT look totally cute with his bed-head and crusty eyes. He did NOT LOVE the little fireworks my family set off in the yard. This child is definitely fearful and shy ;)
I did NOT just spell check this blog and realize I really don't know how to spell definitely. While correcting the spelling of definitely, I also did NOT realize how often I use that word!
This is NOT a video to give you an idea of how intense and fast Micah is getting. I do NOT just love this boy!
4 comments:
Don't you love when things ring up for less at the register! Good for you:)
I use the word definitely a lot and still spell check it.
he's so cute! and that word "definitely" is a tricky one for sure :)
I always spell 'definitely' wrong...
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