NOT Me Monday!

It is time again for a Not Me Monday where the things I did NOT do this past week are revealed. To get in on the action or to read the official 'rules and regulations' click here.

I did NOT come home after a long night of work Friday to find the following attached to our ceiling fan in our bedroom. I do NOT love my husband and his funny little love letters! It does NOT say "Will you be my Valentine?" There was not a giant question mark on our bed along with a yummy Dove dark chocolate bar! I was NOT a loser and only get my husband a giant Reece's heart for Valentine's Day. We did NOT both forgo the high dollar cards and just tell each other that we loved the other for FREE. We are NOT cheap, or sensible, however you look at it ;)

Those are NOT envelopes...no, that would be too funny. I did NOT laugh while my heart overflowed with love and adoration! They are NOT still hanging on our ceiling fan.

This is NOT our little British boy. This hat is NOT a hand-me-down from my nephews, and Micah does not look adorable in it. It does NOT make his slightly large ears look even larger ;)

We did NOT have amazing weather LAST week. We definetly did NOT take advantage of the amazing weather and go for a walk. Micah did NOT enjoy the stroll, nor did we. I am NOT glad we got to use the carrier at least once before he grew out of it...his little thighs aren't so little in that thing! Thank God we got it at a garage sale, now I know why it is NOT in such good shape...you can barely use these things before the kid is too big!

I am NOT having difficulty adding photos to my post. This is NOT at all irritating to me. I will NOT attempt to add photos before posting tomorrow.

****After many attempts and some patience, I did NOT get the pictures to finally upload!

Thats right, I am NOT typing this on Sunday evening. I am NOT enjoying an hour of endless blogging while Micah sleeps and Jason picks Paul Hansen up from the airport. Blogging does NOT irritate Jason!

I defintely did NOT clog our toilet this week because I am scared to flush it while Micah is sleeping. It was NOT only yellow, so I let it mellow....like 4 pees in a row! It was NOT at all disgusting, I do NOT hate toilet plungers!

Micah did NOT get a cold this past week. His illness did NOT prevent us from going to Kansas City to meet the newest Blackley member...Memphis Gene. I was NOT totally convinced that I brought RSV home from the hospital and given it to him. God did NOT protect Micah from getting a really bad cold. I was NOT at all thankful that it was a relatively mild cold. That being said, he did NOT spend the week sleeping in his car seat so he could breathe. He is NOT breathing and feeling much better!

I did NOT freak out so much that Micah was too clogged up that I suctioned him. No, that would be way too mean! I did NOT think Travis was crazy when she gave me their suction machine while helping them move. I do NOT LOVE it now! As a respiratory therapist I do NOT find those bulb syringes totally useless! Micah definetly loved being suctioned, he did NOT get wide eyed every time I turned the machine on, luckily he was too sick to get too upset!

Emily and her son, Memphis Gene Blackley, did NOT go home today...after a week and a half of being hospitalized! They are NOT at all relieved to be home and we are NOT at all glad they are doing well!

Micah has NOT discovered his tongue, he does NOT lick his lips every so often, and it is NOT cute at all. He does NOT have a 'razor tongue' like Aunt Carrie. (this is NOT a huge inside joke between my sisters and me...Carrie has the longest, scariest tongue ever and she can make it come to a point...freaky! Anyway, we do NOT call it a razor tongue) Micah's tongue isn't quite as long, but it definetly comes to a point!

Brandon, or brother-in-law is NOT amazing! Our car was most definetly NOT hard to steer the past few weeks, so we did NOT take it to Firestone. They did NOT quote us $700 to replace the rack and pinion (whatever that is). The part alone was NOT over $300. Brandon did NOT find a used one at a salvage yard for $35 and replace it for under $150! Wow! What a blessing!

While we were driving the car down to Brandon's house the van definetly did NOT start squeeking every time I would step on the brakes. I did NOT call Jason, who was following me in the Camry and stress him out even more. When it rains it definetly does NOT pour! Aparently the Brake light really meant something. (all the other warning lights that come on don't mean anything, so when the brake light came on a few days ago I did NOT disregard it, oops!)

I am NOT breaking the 'rules' and posting this early...I do NOT have a killer headache, that I've had all day, and we are definetly NOT going to bed at 9pm. We are NOT old farts!

I do NOT wish some others would join in on this little weekly ritual. I do NOT want to hear what you all did NOT do this past week!