Not Me Monday!

Its time for a long awaited Not Me Monday...it has been way too long since I've participated (okay, only 2 weeks). For official rules see MckMama's site.

I did NOT leave my coat and favorite mittens at my mother-in-law's house over Christmas. My mother-in-law does NOT live in Kansas City, and I do NOT live in Iowa. I did NOT forget it because the temperature was NOT 55 degrees the day we left Kansas City. I did NOT find a coat at Wal-Mart for $10, it is NOT super cute, nor is it actually warm despite its cheap price tag. I do NOT miss my favorite mittens that are still in KC.

I did NOT fall on the ice yesterday morning while loading the car. I was NOT holding my son in his car seat, I was NOT relieved, almost to tears, when I realized that I was the only one who did NOT fall. I did NOT skin my knee and dirty my favorite jeans. I am NOT okay...NOR am I a drama queen at times.

I am NOT still unpacking Christmas presents. We definetly do NOT still have Christmas presents strewn all over our living room floor. I definelty know where to put all of these gifts, we definetly have room for them all. That being said, I am NOT totally thankful for the gifts we did receive.

I did NOT break the handle on my favorite diaper bag this week. It was NOT a homemade gift from my dear friends Stephanie and Missy. It is defintely NOT the CDBE (Coolest Diaper Bag Ever), they defintely did NOT give it this title while making it...that would be dorky ;) It is not knitted and then felted...it really is NOT the CDBE! I am NOT at all bummed that I am having to stuff Micah's belongings into a freebie diaper bag from the hospital until the CDBE is fixed.

I do NOT love watching my first born wake up from a nap. I do NOT love to see him look around and stretch endlessly. He is NOT too cute. My little one is NOT waking up from a nap as I type, and I do NOT have to tend to things much more important than this blog. I do NOT love motherhood, no NOT one bit!