Not Me Monday!!!

I am NOT at all sad or surprised that my son is already 3 months old! He does NOT get cuter every day! He is NOT getting quite the double chin!

I do NOT love his smile, nor do I love his laugh!

I also do NOT enjoy dressing him in this cute Jayhawk outfit! We* are NOT KU fans at all! *Disclaimer: I, Dollie, am a KU, Cheifs, and Royals fan by default only. I seriously never thought I would marry a sports fan. I put my order in for a farmer...and God gave me a sports FREAK! That being said, I love to see Jason get excited about sports...therefore, I am a KU, Cheifs, and Royals fan! Please do not ask me about sports, I know NOTHING about them ;)

Very serious here, or tired, or both! Either way, he's still cute. I think crimson and blue are very flattering on him!

This week's calling for a NOT Me Monday. If you haven't yet, take a minute to check out the rules and regulations of Not Me Mondays, as well as some other fun reads on MckMama's blog.

I have NOT decided that I love the Not Me Mondays because I am NOT an extremely sarcastic person. This does NOT allow me to justify my sarcastic behavior, I do NOT love it! I was NOT so sarcastic as a teenager that every time I would use sarcasm my mom would NOT remind me that sarcasm means 'to tear flesh'. Over the years I have NOT tried to be more considerate and bite my tongue, realizing that my sarcasm may not be taken the right way.

We have NOT decided to pursue buying a house. The market is NOT competitive, the intrest rates are NOT low, and we are NOT quickly running out of room. We are NOT praying for the right opportunity or for God's perfect timing in this little adventure. We defintetly know how to go about buying a home for the first time, we are NOT at all overwhelmed!

In looking for a house we did NOT look at a couple of doozies. The first was NOT made in 1890! Its floor defintely did NOT slant to one side and it defintely did NOT reek of cigarette smoke. The second was NOT the craziest house I've ever been in. It did NOT look like a log cabin on the outside, and it did NOT have an addition that was nothing like a log cabin. The 'country' theme was NOT carried into the home, but in a disheveled way. The doorways leading to the bedrooms were NOT so low that Jason had to duck to get walk through them. This house was NOT listed at 4 bedrooms, it defintely did NOT only have 2 bedrooms! There was NOT an extremely annoying yippy little dog in a kennel barking at us the whole time we were there and there defintely was not clutter EVERYWHERE. NO, this house was NOT a total waste of our time. That being said, we did NOT get a good laugh out of it.

I did NOT decide to clean out our fridge the other day. While doing so, I defintely did NOT find a piece of fried chicken. Jason did NOT confirm with me that the last time we had fried chicken was when Micah was only a week old. Micah is NOT now over 3 months old! I did NOT almost throw up when I realized how old this chicken was. The scary part was the chicken did NOT look rotten at all!...it was preserved just fine. We are NOT all going to die from eating so many preservatives!

Due to this discovery in my fridge, I have NOT asked for Travis' cleaning system for my birthday! If you have NOT heard of it yet, check it out! It is NOT called Spring Clean, Year 'Round.

Micah is NOT getting too big for his swing! He defintely did NOT go through 4 D batteries in one week! It does NOT usually take him 2 weeks to go through 4 D batteries. We are NOT faced with the delima, spend our savings on D batteries or use it to buy a home?!? This new development is NOT motivating to make him sleep without movement. I am NOT kissing my sweet nights of sleep away for a while. It was NOT great while it lasted! That being said, the weaning process is NOT going better than expected.

I am NOT going to be an aunt again on February 10! Jason's sister, Emily, is NOT going to have a scheduled c-section on the 10th due to low fluid levels, not to mention baby Memphis (a boy) is breech! I do NOT agree with my sister when she said its so much more exciting when you're not the one who is pregnant.

I did NOT give Missy Isbell a bunch of little boy clothes that were too summery for Micah. I defintely did NOT forget that we didn't know the sex of their baby yet. She did NOT find out today that they are 90% sure its a girl. I will NOT have to find a new home for these clothes! I am NOT excited for the Isbell family all the same!

This is NOT an extremely long and self centered post. I do NOT hope you've enjoyed what I did NOT do this week, a.k.a. my sarcasm. I am NOT at all excited to hear what you have NOT done this week!